So I am Checking Out This Mom · Jun 25, 10:32 AM
We are eating at a mexican joint outside with a railing seperating us from a riverwalk type of deal running through a smaller city to our north. (I believe this was for rain run-off at one point but lord have they jazzed it up with restaurants and bars for a romantic setting.)
Strolling by is a family with three little girls, a Dad type in a wife beater tee and a woman with a body that belies the three kids and a sassy short ‘do to go with her strawberry blonde locks. I try to give a quick once over through our dinner party without getting caught but I never get a great look.
The same family is coming back towards us so I ready myself for a better look – and boy do I get it. It turns out to be my junior prom date! Looked good then and looks great now. I sure could pick ‘em. The fact that she married a man who wears a wife beater explains that her taste in men wasn’t really on target with me no matter how into her I was at the time. I called her over and they will be coming over for a cookout or some shit in the near future. I will let you know how she looks in the lighting of my citronelle torches on the deck…
— John Foster
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