I Woke Up in Rollercoaster Heaven · Jul 13, 01:32 AM

Driving through Pennsyltucky amongst the rolling hills I rounded a bend surprised to rest my weary eyes on the greatest of sights. One… no two… wait for it… how many could there be? There must be fifteen rollercoasters weaving in and out of the valley – not to mention a water park with five or more slides of monsterous proportions. I am giddy like a little schoolboy (definitely boy – it is rollercoasters after all.) Dorney Park – I will be back to enjoy your spoils.

— John Foster

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